Gird your loins, unbutton your emotions, because the Answer Me This! Love album is OUT NOW and begging for your affections.
Buy it from our own Answer Me This! Store for only £2.99.
The album features a whole hour of love, sex, dating and genitals, and it’s all completely new AMT material that has never appeared on the podcast. Such as:
♥ Is it appropriate to buy sexy clothes for your mum?
♥ How do you make putting on a condom fun?
♥ Just what is in that liquid squirting out of your girlfriend?
♥ When you’ve lost your engagement ring, how best to style it out?
♥ Is your partner’s schoolgirl fetish something you should worry about? It’s not like he’s a teacher – oh, he is? Oh.
♥ How do you set up a blind date when you’re a blind dater?
♥ How can anyone feel horny at the prospect of a vagina bristling with sharp, spiky horns?
♥ What’s the best point of a wedding ceremony to call it off?
♥ How do they come up with all those lines on Take Me Out?
♥ What is your exhibitionist housemate really trying to show you?
♥ How many holes should there be in a penis?
Here’s a little preview:
Any further questions?
♥ Is this album suitable for me if I’m not at all in the mood for love, sex, or interacting with humanity at all?
YES. If all these people were having such a great time, they wouldn’t be writing to us, would they?
♥ Is this album child-friendly?
HELL NO.
♥ Will this album teach me what it’s like to have the Olly Mann Valentine’s Experience?
YES.
♥ Will Helen say the word ‘urethra’ so many times, I will feel a bit sick?
MAYBE.
Click here to buy it! By doing so, you’re showing your love for AMT (and also bankrolling the show).
Hear the other AMT albums at answermethispodcast.com/albums
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